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Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
Fan: I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST OMF YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST!~!!
Translation: I love you more than should ever be physically possible and I wish that you were right next to me in my bed every night. I have an entire folder of pictures saved to my computer/laptop as I speak/type.
So, one of my orchestra directors moved two houses down from the family of the kids I babysit.
me: ... tmi.
I don't think it's a bad thing
Fiona: I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I"M WEIRD
then i already know
me: you're weirder than you already know but I don't think that's what you meant.
NO I"M NOT
THE DOCTOR SAID I"M SPECIAL
me: you are sweetie
Ask me my 'top 5' anything.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL