March 2012
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My best friend talking about my crush: did you know [my crush] actually cares? and has feelings?
okay, so I know the bad qualities of this mother fucker, alright? I really do. but the good outweigh the bad, in my eyes. hence the reason I like him. I’ve seen his sweet side before. I know he’s nice. he’s just… *shrugs* I’m used to people saying stuff about him but...
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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My best friend didn’t understand my reasoning as to why I think echidnas are cooler than hedgehogs… It was disappointing… Expected, yet disappointing.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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I am wearing a bright purple t-shirt, bright green pants, and bright blue socks. I couldn’t be happier about this.
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Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested. Because everything...
– Anonymous
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I don’t want your corporate cream cheese of evil.
– Foamy The Squirrel
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Into The Woods and happy ever fucking after.
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1% of the demons hold all the contracts.
aherofortheapatheticnation:
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Come visit me here.
Right now.
(:
-vidavitavi
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Ignoring her, Draco rushed through his exciting...
dracotopsharry:
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whatsdrarryeh:
accioexpulso:
ohmyfuck. I laughed so hard at this. what the fuck.
bahaha this fic tho
lol what fic IS this? I dont even get this quote lol
is this draco’s boy??? I could be wrong doeee.
Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp