THAT CAT HAS APPEARED ON MY SCREEN AGAIN!!!...
Of course, the moment I have a new ship it stops...
pfcriatividade: JUST PRESS PLAY. Anybody who...
The Winchester boys were raised by two fathers and...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor on you
me: dishonor on your whole family
me: DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: will you sign this?
Them: wait, what is that?
Me: a marriage certificate
Them: but.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
I have a new ship... *evil grin*
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
serepuff: sutorideru-kun: Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it. I’m desu and I know...
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING